Found: Dignity

Found on Government street this morning looking rather tattered, presumed to belong to a writer (or someone in possession of a thesaurus) as it answers to Dignity, Poise, Pride, Esteem, Decorum, and Distinction, among others.

If it is yours, be prepared to prove through demonstration that you have indeed lost your Dignity. Not seeking a cash reward, only permission to record your performance and receive a hand-written authorization to post said recording on YouTube. I will have my lawyer on hand to notarize the document, so you need not bring yours.

Please contact Jack at 250-208-3585 if you are serious about being reunited with your lost Dignity.

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