Slightly frayed, tattered old sanity, worn a little thin over the very little time it was in my possession, however it is of great emotional and mental value to me.
It responds to the name "Malcolm" however it is timid and easily frightened away by preposterous ideas, such as "What if the world was an aborigine?". Last seen at a bad performance of "A Streetcar Named Desire" where it simply walked out on me... I've been lost ever since.
If anyone can recover it, I would be greatly appreciative, and I would be able to think of a reasonable and sensible reward as a thank you, as oppose to my current idea to hand out pineapples. Thank you.