Wanted: Witty Wordsmith

Wanted: Witty Wordsmith For Exchange Of Letters

I am an intelligent man of letters seeking a correspondent of equal ability. My job requires me to compose notes to the dregs of society who come to me on a daily basis in need of rescue from their own stupidity. I often find myself in a battle of wits with unarmed opponents.

While I am very, very good at my job, I fear that if I do not find someone who is capable of matching me in a written joust I will begin to scribble as poorly as my usual writing companions. The ideal candidate would be willing to write two letters (each at least one page in length) every week.

Please, no dog lovers.


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