Lost - my memory
This went missing one Saturday morning in early summer this year. I would like it back, please, as I had had it since childhood and it has much sentimental, if little monetary, value. I can offer a small financial reward for information leading to its return
Please call Clare on ... Oh dear, I forget the number.
Found - one husband
Found in bed next to me one Saturday morning in early summer this year. I don't seem to recall marrying him, but he seems rather sweet, if a little nerdy. Into Astronomy and Deja Vu jokes. Answers to name of Henry.
Please call Clare on... now, what was it...