Lost and Found

Lost - my memory

This went missing one Saturday morning in early summer this year.  I would like it back, please, as I had had it since childhood and it has much sentimental, if little monetary, value.  I can offer a small financial reward for information leading to its return

Please call Clare on ... Oh dear, I forget the number.

Found - one husband

Found in bed next to me one Saturday morning in early summer this year.  I don't seem to recall marrying him, but he seems rather sweet, if a little nerdy.  Into Astronomy and Deja Vu jokes.  Answers to name of Henry.

Please call Clare on...  now, what was it...

 

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