Position Wanted: Writer
Apprentice writer seeking entry-level position with creative firm dedicated to publishing the next great American/British/Canadian novel. Have own typewriter and paper, also own full size dictionary and thesaurus. Experienced in all writing genres, but is particularly interested in writing runaway best-sellers with motion picture potential. Would rather work with full advance and at own pace. Call my agent, who is also my wife, at 555-6000 for full resume and collection of really nifty book possibilities.