Scene 30

AUTHORS HOUSE-INTERIOR

ELLIE

If you don’t I’ll er- get the elves on you! Yeah! That!

AUTHOR

And who is the author here who sent you there to meet the elves in the first place?

ELLIE

I’ll-I’ll get Kate on you instead then- yeah, you have nothing!

AUTHOR

Oh yeah?

ELLIE

Yeah!

AUTHOR

She’s not even talking to you.

ELLIE

You pea-brain!

AUTHOR

You monk-fish!

ELLIE

You tortoise!

AUTHOR

You eagle!

[ELLIE picks up a book to throw at the AUTHOR, AUTHOR ducks, ELLIE carries onto throw books] 

ELLIE

Take that with all your books! 

AUTHOR

No! You’ll screw up that paper!

ELLIE

[Stops chucking]

What paper? You mean.... this?

[ELLIE runs out of door whilst waving the paper in the air]

AUTHOR

Come back here you little thief! 

ELLIE

I want to know what you’re up to first- this is for our own good!

AUTHOR

NO IT ISN’T...

[ELLIE has already ran down the road]

AUTHOR

You’ll just be feeling...worse.

[BLACKOUT]

 

The End

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