The strange things people say sometimes can really make you laugh, however in context they usually make complete sense. This list however, takes them out of context and allows for a good laugh on every ones account.
August 27th and 28th
"You need to keep hold of your spoon"
"Wouldn't it be terrible if someone fell down these stairs?"
"Oh! I almost forgot, I need my Nerf gun for work tomorrow!"
"We would've had one today, but I forgot my gun"
"I'm ready for war!"
"There'll be a vicious cycle if we don't eat that last waffle."