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MY SELF SUMMARY:

Check it out...I'm tired of being on sites like this, y'know...?

Do you really want to be fucking on here til' you're 40+?
Cause I sure as shit don't.

So If you think I look decent, let's chit chat and get the fuck off of this online, lunatic asylum and get on the road to sharing an honest and fulfilling life together.

For fuck's sake, save the whales, save stray animals from euthanasia, help save the good people from the bad and euthanize THOSE pieces of shit, let's start making order out of all this chaos again.

Let's shake things up a bit.
It's OUR fucking lives.
Let's get the fuck OUT of 30 minute traffic when you live 5 fkn minutes away.
Let's rediscover what life was really like before the adoption of the 9 to 5, rain or shine, always on time, kiss the kids goodbye, laughing 'til you cry, sometimes wishing you would die...or that this shit would end, always play pretend, 'til the bitter end, when for all you know is that happiness?...could be just around the bend...(or not...are you really still THAT fkn bitter and jaded?)

Let's make some positive changes.
Remember that stuff? It was fkn great, what happened to it...?
Let's start a revolution.

You can start by messaging me and I can start by kicking a little more douche-bag ass in the streets at night in a fkn costume and a cape.

Hey, if you would like to form a superhero team, let me know cause payback's a bitch, and we have all been wronged by society and the majority of sick fucks that dwell within it.

If they're not the problem, then why the hell are WE all STILL single...? Hmmmm? HELLOOOoooo. Hey! :-)

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WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE:

...Self improvement...

That and lighting the world on fire just so I can piss it all out...so we can all...start...over...from scratch...and pretend, like everything that happened before, was just a bad dream...

Gosh that sounds nice... 3-)

Oh yeah, hey, if you don't like the word fuck, then i'm fucking sorry.
And if you don't like that i don't capitalize every one of my letter "I"s, then i'm fucking sorry about that shit too.

Oh, oh, and if you don't like that I'm not 6 feet tall, lack that perfect, tv commercial smile (thanks mom and fkn dad), or that i get a slight stutter when i'm nervous on the phone, or that I don't spend 90% of MY fkn life in a classroom or working for someone else, or, or,
that I don't have the latest "smart" phone, or a Ferrari, or i'm not "Mr. Fucking, Budweiser Commercial Guy perfect", that i don't dance bachata, reggaeton or the fkn texas two-step, or that I don't like or do every fucking thing that YOU do, then SOOOORRRRR-fuckin'-YYYYYY buddy, jeezus...

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I'M REALLY GOOD AT:

- sleeping in
- dabbling
- stabilization
- moderation
- self discipline
- creating order out of chaos
- keeping tidy
- spontaneity
- covering my ass and showing people how to cover theirs too
- kissing my own balls
- doing the right thing
- creative anything
- cutting corners
- cutting my own hair (cause the barbers always fuck my shit up anyway, no sense in paying for it when I can fkn do that myself)
- handheld nintendo games (all of them)
- not conforming
- simplifying
- staying off the radar
- sarcasm
- smart assery
- deep contemplation
- helping those in need
- doing without
- reviewing the past
- being honest
- not following the rules

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THE FIRST THINGS PEOPLE USUALLY NOTICE ABOUT ME:

..that i'm up for whatever...

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FAVORITE BOOKS, MUSIC, SHOWS, MUSIC AND FOOD:

BOOKS - Anything by: Seuss (Oh, the Places You'll Go), Poe, King, Palahniuk, Crimethinc (Days of war, Nights of Love), Allen (As a Man Thinketh), Aristotle, Sitchin (the Lost Book of Enki), Musashi (the Book of Five Rings), Tsunetomo (Hagakure), Hayes...but my favorites are the ones that may never be officially published, particularly ones by you and I...(i've got one self pub (diy) (thanks m/s paintpad and fedex copy place)...so if you have any in the works or done, I want to read them.

MOVIES - Any with: Guy Pearce, Ryan Gosling, Robert Downey jr., Tobey Maguire, Denzel Washington, John Cusack, Nicholas Cage, Jim Carie, Keanu Reeves, Steve Carrell, Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Daniel Craig, Ewan McGreggor, Jason Gordon-Levitt, Will Ferrell, Chris Evans, Jake Gyllenhaal, Mia Jovovich, any of the really good actors/actresses...the Breakfast Club, Back to the Future, Weird Science, etc, a Scanner Darkly, the Alamo, 500 Days of Summer, Dark Knight, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Step Brothers, Pulp Fiction, Identity, Silent Hill, Go, Drive, Blue Valentine, Stay, Inception, 28 Days (and Weeks) later, Memento, Cloud Atlas, Looper, Gangster Squad, comedies, Training Day, action, horror, comedy, anything that's worth 2 or more hours of your life, I will watch...but my favorites are all of the great movies that may never see the light of day because we don't have the hookups in hollywood...

MUSIC - A little classical, little electro, little rock, oldies, little whatever...Anything that sounds good...
(a few bands I like: NIN, the Radio Dept., Interpol, the Killers, Autolux, Failure, Coldplay, Editors, M83, Radiohead, Smiths/Morrissey, Tool...)...but my favorite music is the music that YOU and I could make, cause it would be something particularly special and unique...

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FOOD - Anything but sushi...

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THE SIX THINGS I COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT:

- sentience
- free will
- mother nature
- physical and mental resilience
- the ability to laugh in the face of anything
- a fucking way out

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I SPEND A LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT:

...time travel, inter-dimensional beings, "ghosts", "angels", "demons", dinosaurs, the past, sex (and jerkin' off takes care of that shit for the day), animal rights, ancient cosmonauts, 3-dimensional existence, dreams, food, why we're all here...

...everything really...(could be here for days trying to explain it all)

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ON A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT I AM:
...stargazing...
...counting sheep...
...deeply contemplating the universe...
...doing laundry...
...at the gym...                                                                                                                                       ...bashing myself to sleep...

...laughing my ass off...

...going for a little walk or a run...
...pampering myself...

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THE MOST PRIVATE THING I'M WILLING TO ADMIT:

...that I used to not have a dick....?

Wtf is this? ha

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YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF:

Any of 'em, all of 'em, none of 'em, who cares...

- you're tired of the same old shit with a side of the same old shit...

- you are Wiccan, Discordian an Alchemist, studying Metaphysics or any other type of "alternative" beliefs, religions or just a free thinker

- you have something to say

- you like to write and perhaps would be interested in some collaborative work

- you would like to take some tea with me and discuss anything

- you would like to get to know each other better and see where things go

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