(In the main hall, Queen Uther is standing at the front, with Arthur to her right. Merlin arrives and walks over to stand next to Arthur)
A: (looking at M with strange expression)
A: What's with your shirt?
A: What's with it?
M: Nothing! I just shrunk it.
M: I thought I'd make it a bit more feminin!
A: Right but how?
M: with magic.
M: Magic....con....It's a er, new herb which shrinks clothes when you wash them...to make them fit better...
Uther: Right I have called the council to order for a very sensitive, and strange reason...as you must have noticed by now...everyone's genders have changed...
(camera goes to Morgana who has a very evil look on his face)
Uther: A tornament was due to start today... which is still going to happen-
A: yes!!! (brings out sword but nearly falls over due to the weight)
U: not a fighting tornemant Arthur! (A looks dissappointed) A beauty tornament!!!
U: yes the tornament will consist of a fashion show, dance competition, and singing competition! (A look shocked)
U: The tornament will begin tomorrow, oh and, I've decided to let the servants who're now female to also compete! (A looks at M who's even more shocked)
(everyone leaves apart from U, A + M)
U: Arthur! I have organised a pamper day for you and your servant, before the tornament.
A: A pamper day? with Merlin?
M: Merlieen! (A pushes M)
U: yes arthur, a pamper day! I want you to look beautiful for the contest! (Hands A a flyer for "Appy Fish" and a video camera)
A: Whats's this?
U: It's a place where you go and get your feet nibbled by fish! It's supposed to be very relaxing, and the camera is for making a video about your day.
U: So that I can see the fun you got up to! (giggles, fixes hair and leaves)
A: this gender thing is starting to get really weird!
END OF SCENE FIVE