(Merlin bursts into Arthur's room, all you can see is a bit of Arthur's head out the top of the covers, he's facing away from the camera)
M:.....Arthur? (no answer) (a bit louder) Arthur?
(Arthur falls out of bed in shock landing with all the covers on him, hiding him from view)
M: Arthur are you ok?
A: No I am not ok Merlin! (struggles under covers)
M: Look Arthur something happened in the night and...
A: A little help would be nice!
M: Oh sure! Sorry! (lifts covers to reveal Arthur as a woman, Merlin covers his mouth)
A: Merlin how did you grow your hair overnight?
M: Umm...a lot more has happened overnight other than my hair Arthur...
A: (rubbing eyes) Merlin what are you talking about?
M: I'm a woman
A: Haha! Well it was a bit obvious, considering you fight like one!
M: That's not the point! Anyway! The thing is sire...you're a woman too...
A: (jumps up) HOW DARE YOU!!! (almost falls forward onto Merlin) What? What's all this extra weight on my chest? (looks down at his chest and sees his boobs) ......No way....
M: Yes...it's sort of happened to me and Gaius as well....
(Gwen bursts into the room as a man)
Gwen: ARTHUR??? (looks at Merlin and Arthur in shock as they do to her)
Gwen: Oh my God! Not you too!
A: apparently so...
Gwen: I came to tell you that me and Morgana have turned into men....but it looks like everyone's genders have changed.... (looks at Arthur's boobs, so does Arthur)
M: wait...if Morgana's a man then she's Uther's son....
A: Yes she is...
M: Yes...which means she's a prince
A: yes...where are you going with this Merlin?
M: Morgana is the son of the King....Queen!
M: Don't you get it?
A: Get what?
M: How thick are you?
A: Merlin! Don't you have any respect!
M: Arthur, Morgana is a man!
A: I know!
M: And who takes the throne after the King?....Queen!?
A: Me, the prince!
M: yes but Arthur you're not a prince! you're a .....princess! Morgana is the prince! If Uther dies...
Gwen: Morgana is next in line to the throne...
M: Exactly Gwen....wait you can't be called Gwen anymore...
Gwen: Why on earth not?
M: Well you're a man! Gwen is a girls name!
Gwen: Well what shall I be called then?
M: I don't know...I could be....Merleen!
M: Yes, what's wrong with that?
A: (smirking) Nothing....
Gwen: I know, I'll be Gary!
Gwen: Yes! And Arthur what will you be?
A: I think I'm just going to stick with Arthur?
A: yes! Got a problem with that Merleeeeeen???
M: No...not at all...(smirking) Princess Arthur!
END OF SCENE TWO