I would never..... (Owlhaven's List)

Never:

Kick a baby
Eat rubber on purpose
Kill myself or anyone else (come on, it ALWAYS ends badly)
Eat a rotten egg
Give Narissa a wedgie
Light someone on fire
Eat a nose
Sing crude lyrics
Make a smoothie using bathroom materials
Lick Algae

If I can think of anything else to gross you all out with, I'll add it on.