What is it with jokes? Jokes are supposed to be funny right, and somehow they always are. Here are the different types of jokes: really good ones, corny ones, the ones you've heard before, the ones that just aren't funny, the ones you make up on the spot and the ones you've forgotten the punchline to.

Some are really cheesy and everyone groans. I laugh becasue it's so funny watching people want to sink into the floor. Either that or they've become a standard family joke in themsleves. Things such as: 'Why did the crab blush?' 'Because the see weed.'

Then there are those that aren't funny like 'There are two crocodiles flying along, one says to the other "where are you going?" The other says "to market," "Why?" "Because it's Tuesday!!!!" And so on. (Sorry, that's a Russian joke). Then there's an awkward silence and everyone bursts out laughing at the stupidness of it! Brilliant!

We have the really good ones that people just have to laugh at because it works so well. Either that or my sister tells a joke then forgets the ounchline and everyone laughs because she ALWAYS does that. (No offence). Then again, sometimes she makes up a joke but the punch line doesn't often work so we laugh at the ludicrousy at what she's trying to say or the sillyness of what it sounds like or how confused everyone is. (When it does work it's often very good).

There you go, a lecture about all types of joke. If you can think of anyomre please comment!

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updated Sep 25 '11 by Nyxie