i was thinking about Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street when i wrote this, so no judging ;3
walk by my house, and you will be warned; come inside and you will be welcomed; stay for dinner, and you will surely get plump; stay for the night, and you will not wake up. we will stuff you in the freezer for safe keeping, and when we need you at last, we will pull you out and thaw you with a heater. when you are nice and soft again, we will drag your body into the basement where we will put you in the meat grinder; your skin will rip and your bones will crunch as they break. you will be squeezed out into a bowl, and we will finally put you into a yummy stew.