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I've always wondered- why is it that on TV, when someone says "asshole" they *bleep* out "hole" instead of "ass"..? Like, really, how much sense does that make? That's bothered me ever since I was old enough to understand the words behind the bleeps.

On a completely different subject, I pissed off a carnie at the fair the other day. How? BY GOING ON THE RIDE HE IS PAID TO OPERATE. Seriously. It's his job, but he told me and my friend that we had to go on a different ride.. we weren't being rude or vandalizing anything. We were being perfectly well-behaved, as usual.. He just didn't want to press a button. That's all you have to do, you carnie. That, and check the carts on the rides. But that only takes like two minutes. And then you can go back to playing on your iPhone.

Ferris wheels.. they're supposed to be romantic or something like that, right? Well, they aren't. I hate those things. When they stop at the top I feel like I'm going to die. I get nervous just looking over the edge. Ryan Gosling has guts. (If you've seen The Notebook, you'll understand.)

The Notebook is a really sad movie.. I've only seen it once, and I don't think I'll ever watch it again. If you're considering watching it, don't watch it with someone who is PMSing. It's the worst.

Once my history teacher made a joke about PMS. I don't really remember exactly what he said, but it was hilarious. He's a cool guy.

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You know what would be fun? If I made a collab sort of thing, where everyone could just let all their feelings out and not be judged at all. Hmm. Maybe I'll do that. (I'll probably forget, so I'm writing this in hopes I'll see it and remember to make a collab!)

Toodles.

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