I see this has descended into chaos in three very short pages... well... presuming that this is in fact the limerick it was originally intended as, I presume I get away with not rhyming with bucket. Yay me. Also means I get away with the coffee thing - because I don't actually like coffee...
"There once was a man from Nantucket,
who kept his pet fish "Joe" in a bucket;
he caused quite a splash,"