Random story thing that could go any way at all
I am a page. A blank page. Why are you looking at me? I am nothing.
Oh fine! I give up trying to hide my secret! I am the key to Ugondalia. Open up the world. All you need is me and wit! but before you go, eat something. Here, have abite from a snack at my table and we'll be off. Sit, take your pick. Then and only then, will I lead you.