The classic characters of Fawlty Towers meet Mclovin and Seth of Superbad!
Mr. Fawlty calls staff meeting.
Basil: (Yells) All staff to the kitchen immediately for a staff meeting.
Receptionist, Butler and Maid leave.
Mclovin and Seth enter.
Seth: Fogal Dude.... check us in with your fake ID.
Mclovin: Yeah man! Chic a chic a yeah fake ID fake ID
Seth: Shut up Fagal....Gimme some beer
Seth: That’s good stuff..... Now go
Mclovin: Shut up Seth.... (Takes out ID sized paper, unfolds many times into giant sheet of paper), I’m the one with the fake ID.
Seth: (Seth Walks over and points to Mclovin) you put Mclovin on it.... You don’t even have a first name... And take off the vest... you look like Aladdin. Now go.
Ring bell five times.
Mclovin: It’s not working
Seth: Here, try this (Pulls bell from pocket)
Mclovin: Why do you have a bell?
Seth: It’s my bell
Mclovin: yeah but why do you have it
Seth: Because I want a bell, shut up and try it Fagal.
Mclovin rings both bells simultaneously. “Chic a chic a yeah!”
Manuel enters, looks around, calls for Mr Fawlty twice.
Manuel: I help, I help, si si. (Walks around behind desk). Ah, nombre, ah how you say.... name, name.
Manuel: Ah, si si Mr Seth.
Seth: No no, just Seth.
Manuel: Que..... Mr Seth??????
Seth: No, just Seth.
Manuel: Ah, si si (leans in) Misses Seth?
Seth: What’s with this guy??? Just Seth.
Manuel: Ah, si si si, Seth (winks) and you?
Mclovin: Um, Mclovin.
Manuel: ....Mc Mc McDonalds!!!? You are Ronald McDonald. (Shakes hand) I love happy meal, muy bueno.
Mclovin: No, it’s Mclovin
Manuel: Que... No comprende.... Habla espanol???
Mclovin: What?? Espanol???
Seth: We speak American dude.
Manuel: Que... Eeeenglish???
Seth: No, American... A-me-ri-can.
Manuel: Ah, si si... I speak very good American... I learn it from a book... Your name, Mr American????
Mclovin: It’s Mclovin.
Manuel: Ah, si si... McMuffin... You are Mr McMuffin. Ah, si si si.
Mclovin: Me... Mclovin!
Manuel: Oh, you want McMuffin... si si, I call, I call... (Picks up phone and dials) Hello.... how are you today, Si si, uno McMuffin...
Seth: Yeah, I could go for a McMuffin
Manuel: Si... Dos McMuffins. Uno for Mr McMuffin y uno for his amigo GRANDE, MUY GRANDE.... Que...... He say, no McMuffin after ten in morning... Que... No no, but I have Mr McMuffin here in my hotel now...... No he here, he here.... Hello, hello?...... He hang up....
Mclovin: Dude, it’s Mclovin!
Mclovin: Mclovin! M C LOVIN!
Manuel: ..... (Gasp) MC Hammer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love hammer time... Stop hammer time, do do do do do do, hammer time.... You can’t touch this! (Goes for high five)
Seth: ... Can we speak to the manager please?
Manuel: ..... I am Manager, I am manager. (Writes down) MC Hammer.
Mclovin: It’s Mclovin... I AM MCLOVIN, MCLOVIN, MCLOVIN, IT’S MCLOVIN!!! LOOK AT THE ID (Shows him ID).
Manuel: Ah, Mclovin, why you no say??? I love Superbad, muy bueno
Mclovin goes crazy with anger, hits pile of newspapers off of desk.
Enter Basil Fawlty.
Basil: Manuel, can you come here please??
Manuel walks over. Basil hits him over the head. Manuel falls to ground behind desk.
Basil: Sorry about that. You are in room 29. Manuel, give them the key.
Manuel crawls over and gives Seth the key.
Manuel: I take bags, si...
Manuel crawls towards door with bags.
Mclovin and Seth take bags. Enter Major.
Major: Morning Fawlty, morning Mclovin, Seth
Mclovin: Morning Major.
Seth: C’mon lets go.
Major: Papers in yet Fawlty?
Picks up paper from floor and leaves.
Mclovin and Seth exit. Manuel stumbles after.
Manuel: No no, I help, I help.