We both don't have herpes, HIV or chlamydia

But my girlfriend insists I get rid-a-ya

Suppose it is best to put this whole mess to rest

I'm going high then low when I try to get to know

How you and her don't rest and simultaneously guess

I chose her to be my whirlwind of a darling girlfriend

But stay open and stay sane and coping

Because if she goes back to doping

I want you back

As fast as my phone can contact.

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