I brought the purse outside because I was waiting for my ride.

I put the purse on the table because I was taking a sip of my drink.

I LEFT the purse on the table when I spilled the drink all over me.

I left it on the table, and then I hurried to clean off my shirt.

I left the porch door open so that no one would steal the purse!

I left the bathroom door open, because I was rushing to clean up the mess.

It was then that I realized

I needed to pee.

And I KEPT the door open, so I could hear the commotion.

But I didn't think

that my ride would arrive

and come right on in, 

and find me just sitting there

taking an unexpected (but marvelous) CRAP!

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I just found this in my old dusty archives... I laughed... thought I'd share

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updated Jan 16 '10 by Rac7hel