Rupert The Human Lamprey

Rupert the human lamprey

Has many rows of hollow fangs

And if you ever met him

He would complain of hunger pangs.

All of the other monsters

Used to sigh and look away

When he drank margaritas

Blood donors he refused to pay.

Then one boring winter night

I sat out on the porch.

"Rupert, you are scaring me.

You should start a family."

He came back a few days later

His offspring clinging to his head

Rupert the human lamprey

Some things are better left unsaid!

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