Note: the purpose of this poem/whatever-it-is is not to brag about my hair, though it is long. The lovely part is dependent on the day. No, the purpose of this poem is to drive a point home. The point is conveyed in the last line. If you don't catch the meaning, feel free to ask.
My Hair Is Long and Lovely
My hair is long and lovely;
The favorite part of my appearance.
It's brown and sometimes silky;
Some are even jealous of it.
And it is not on the floor.