Well, Princess Di-ary, it's already 12:53 in the p.m. and yours truly has only had to clean up three piles of his shit. I know! how cool is that? i think it's gonna be a good day diary!
It seems i spoke too soon.. here is a list of what i lost today:
1. one 3 pd. bag of sugar
2. 3 rolls of toilet paper
3. a 1/2 bag of cat food
4. a layer of soft tissue (on my boob no less!)
5. my lunch(fucking ulcers)
6. 2/3 of my mind.
He's getting worse. I don't know how much longer i can do this.
WARNING!!(i'm gonna vent.)
What's that diary? You're absolutley right. It's time for my daily cocktail.