Saturday(the one that was almost good)Mature

Well, Princess Di-ary, it's already 12:53 in the p.m. and yours truly has only had to clean up three piles of his shit. I know! how cool is that? i think it's gonna be a good day diary!

5:00 p.m.

It seems i spoke too soon.. here is a list of what i lost today:

1. one 3 pd. bag of sugar

2. 3 rolls of toilet paper

3. a 1/2 bag of cat food

4. a layer of soft tissue (on my boob no less!)

5. my lunch(fucking ulcers)

6. 2/3 of my mind.

He's getting worse. I don't know how much longer i can do this.

WARNING!!(i'm gonna vent.)


What's that diary? You're absolutley right. It's time for my daily cocktail.

later gator.

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