I am 50% Shawnee Native and 50% Danish-American.
A half breed, if you will...
my mother is psychopathic "Reservation Indian" with countless mental instabilities
(she is the most obnoxious person I know)
my father was an anal-retentive Dane who drank and smoked too much for his own good
(he died young and far too early)
Then, you have us: the offspring of such a combustible pair
M: Oldest - Successful and extremely uptight, pompous and judgmental
F: Middle - Me, need I say more?
M: Youngest - Committed suicide at age 20