Native AmericanaMature

I am 50% Shawnee Native and 50% Danish-American.

A half breed, if you will...

my mother is psychopathic "Reservation Indian" with countless mental instabilities

(she is the most obnoxious person I know)

my father was an anal-retentive Dane who drank and smoked too much for his own good

(he died young and far too early)

Then, you have us: the offspring of such a combustible pair

M: Oldest  - Successful and extremely uptight, pompous and judgmental

F: Middle - Me, need I say more?

M: Youngest - Committed suicide at age 20


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