Day 16: I'm Good AtMature

Prompt: I'm good at_____.

Result: a rhyme.

Sloth

I am good at doing nothing.

I can do it all day.

Pat each hour on the head

And send them on their way

I’m a master time-waster

I can dodge work like an ace

Forge excuses hard as Dwarven mithril

Without losing any face

I’m fantastic at procrastination

I’ll do it later, I swear!

I see nothing wrong with napping

It’s the boredom I can’t bear

I am great with self-amusement

I can always make me grin

If I’m lazy but I’m laughing

Is sloth really such a sin?

I am good at doing nothing.

I can do it all day.

The End

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