Happy Birthday Mum!

"Basically set up a search for my mum's presents today.
Since it's the earl hours of the morning and she isn't up, I don't know how it'll go but it has been fun to make and I wanted to share my poetry :D
Enjoy!"

Jack Rubashevskiy's Walk through the Park

"Just a silly story inspire by Jack Rubberchicken. Obviously the Authors mentioned are my own loose portrayal. Jack wouldn't really shoot defenceless animals. Probably."

Gummies vs. Humans

"The Gummies have picked a human to help them fight against the other humans and capture the world. They are sick of being eaten as a delicious treat and want to rule the humans instead. That way their race survives."

Bellows...

"limerick about a girl and her cows..."

Stan The Burrito That Wanted To Be A Taco

"Stan is a burrito. He wants to be a taco, so that Fajhita the hottest "girl" in Foodville will love him as much as he loves her."

The Story Game I

"The protag. version of one of my very favorite writing games. Be sure to read the instructions before diving in!"

Squirty and The King of Bloogers

"Squirty is a super fish that goes on an adventures. He does many amazing things, and its all fantabulous and dull"

Gummies vs. Humans

"The Gummies have picked a human to help them fight against the other humans and capture the world. They are sick of being eaten as a delicious treat and want to rule the humans instead. That way their race survives."

Potted Plants with Red Nosesmature

"A silly poem I wrote from my brother when he left town."

In The Meadow He Picked A Daisy

"Silly poem"

An Encounter With Silliness

"It's a silly Sci-Fi i decided to write one day. It has a few tributes and parodies scattered throughout it and it's just generally a funny story."

An "Orange" Production!

"A silly little screenplay with my the characters from my NaNoWriMo 2010 project, inspired by the ridiculous "Orange" mobile phone adverts that play in the cinemas ..."

2011 Pre-Tournament Poetry