Happy Valentine's Day

Camilla

Tianna's Lametta Lament

"All in jest, I write from Tianna's perspective on a very universal problem: What is lametta?- and more importantly- Where can I get some?"

Premature Infatuation

"Satire."

(Center Stage)

"This poem of mine is overly symbolic, so, it is more than open to individual interpretation, it's much rather preferred. To me, it allows leeway for contradictions, with a main focus on the self-centered viewpoint of society and its preferences - hence, the title. And the rest is presented abstractly in concern of my feelings with the whole situation. Enjoy."

Super Humanmature

"This darkly satirical short-story follows the internal conflict of Dirigible Manalow, an archetypal urban super-hero, after he inadvertently murders one of his enemies in combat.
It is about the limits our humanity imposes on all of us, and the vertigo of unchecked power."

Why I Weep For Humanity; the snide observations of a grumpy young man

"This is something I resurrected from one of my old accounts. You may find a lot of it a bit outdated so I apologise. Enjoy.

Oh, and cheer up."

The Faery, The Alien And The Confused Hobbitmature

CAKE: A Story of Suicidemature

Letters we'd like to write

"a collection of letters we'd like to write, have fun, be snide, be silly, be candid, act dumbfounded, make'em feel stupid, make'em feel smart, be persuasive...say anything...I just ask not be angry. Cuz that's boring."

The Average Day In the Life of a Womanmature

"People have said it's hard for men to write good female characters. I disagree. Here is a story all about an average day in the life of a woman. I think it shows remarkable insight into the female psyche.

Once again, this is satire b*tches..."

At the Pearly Gates

"I blame too much Voltaire. But what can I say, I do it all because I'm evil ;)"

Letter To Director of Human Centipedemature

"A letter from a very enthusiastic fan to the director of the movie The Human Centipede."

Important World News: In Verse!

"Find any event and make it a poem - it can rhyme (in an ideal world) or it can be something else - just say at the end (ie, free verse, sonnet, elegy, dactyl, quatrain, ode, limerick, haiku, rhyming couplets etc) I'm sure you can think of more. So pst and have fun x"

Family Valuesmature

"A Right Wing congressman confronts the "evils" of homosexuality"

The Consumer Chorus and Other 21st Century Hymns

"Songs written about 21st century issues (often using old hymns and songs for satirical inspiration)"

Clouded Realitymature

"A Brave New World meets Big Brother. Start of a novella."

Creative Differencesmature

"John Faber is an Old-Fashined Director determined to make good films without being a tyrant to his cast and crew. However, he's brought down by profit-driven producers, uppity stars and self-confident crew members who are against director intervention."