"The problem with a world run by indecisive and disorganised gods was that the result was an indecisive and disorganised world. A world where people often found themselves upside down, buildings liked to float in mid-air and kitchen appliances had begun organising a rebellion. Welcome to a place known as Graft; please hang your sanity on the nearest singing hat stand."
"Bob is a zombie with a rare condition. He does not eat brains. All he's after is a nice, warm, thumping heart. But why? And will he succeed in his endeavours? Or will he be blown up like the other brain-eating zombies? He's different and the real mystery is if it is for better or worse?"
"If you like a lot o' gore and themes of dark humour (very dark humour) then this is your story..."
"I can't exactly explain this. i have been working on this for a while...read and enjoy!!!"
"It's science fiction but not really, it's mostly about Earth as viewed by aliens and stuff like that."
"When I was six, I burned down our house.
Okay, that's a lie.
I burned down the living room.
Sarah is thirty-two and lives with her husband, Bernie (his real name is Steve) and her two children, Marley and Ellen. Since she isn't allowed to go anywhere near anything that burns, when a recent tragedy in their town threatens not only her family but the rest of her people, does Sarah listen to her boundaries or does she trust her instincts?
Will Sarah act out? Will she save her town, or"
"One man befriends a bird with a broken wing. He's heartbroken when the bird mends and leaves but his friends rally round to raise his spirits. Then he disappears."
"A short story written as part of the Summer Prose Competition 2011 Challenges 3 and 4"
"A short story written as part of the Summer Prose Competition 2011 Challenges 1 and 2"
