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"A poor, embittered and slightly irrational loner gets a rush of unwanted Christmas visitors who are seriously annoying and/or weird and/or completely psycho....Seasonal farce?"
11,499 stories, 47,514 pages, and 47,197 tags have been published in 35 categories since Dec 21, 2007. Sweet!