And that's why you hatemature

"The idea in this story is mostly to work in every category that is listed on Protagonize. It would be nice if all the branches were somehow related to previous branches somehwat linearly, despite the branching (i.e. you don't suddenly go - 'and then bob woke up, and discovered not only was he dreaming, but he was in the wild west in 1855, looking for Doc Brown and Marty.') More like the story timbre slowly mutates into another category."