Stan The Burrito That Wanted To Be A Taco

"Stan is a burrito. He wants to be a taco, so that Fajhita the hottest "girl" in Foodville will love him as much as he loves her."

The Abandoned Banquet

"I made this just for you
I made everything and wouldn't give up
Until it was almost perfect
But now you're not here to enjoy it
Now there are only the rats and the spiders
And the monsters who resemble them"

It starts!

Brothers, eh?

"This is for my darling brother."

Der Metzgermeister

"Ever hear of Armin Meiwes? The Rohtenburg Cannibal? Well, this is a sort of story/essay that I had written on him for my 12th grade English class. I think it came out well. It details (mostly anyway, I had to leave out the bit about him eating another man's penis WITH the man he cut it off of) his past as well as how he met his victims. Despite the horrid crime, their relationship is romantic in a way. Enjoy!"

Alpha Beta Can't Don't Eat Food Grossmature

Ichigo's Neko Ramen

"Hi, to all of you who know me and those who don't. I will fill this story with thoughts and dreams of mine, maybe a few scenes I play out in my head of how I'll get picked up and become a famous actor XDD"

SNaCks!

"fun with food"

How Not to Cook French Food

"This is a script for a competition that the French Film Embassy in New Zealand put on, but it was never made. I still thinks it's a funny script and maybe I could make it sometime. The characters Dick Tater and Boozy Osmond are based on the characters of the host and Poge Mahone from Spike Milligan's skit "Idiot of the Year". The name, Boozy Osmond is a parody of Ozzy Osbourne."

Food Tunes

"WRITE SONGS ABOUT FOOD!!!!"

For those who are (literally) Hungry

"Hungover at 4 in the morning, I reaaallllly wanted a hotdog."

OH IGUANA

Iguanidae Fantasticus: Ode to an Iguana [with ranch dressing and potato skins]

"A lighthearted piece of nonsense, this is one of several "Iguana" themed works written for no other reason than to make me hungry...er....smile."