"Funny lines about poop..."
"Ethan. He's your average guy. Nothing really special about him. He doesn't expect to do anything special, but thanks to his dog, that will one day change."
"Exercise -- try to write from a dog's (pug) POV."
"Just a Haiku to open and exercise my mind. .."
"From playing at the beach to bouncing out the window of a car, Lollipop's life is always an adventure!"
"It was the moment that I felt the sun burning on my face that I realized again what happened. I had stranded on this little island yesterday night after the evil Dog Ninjas had attacked my ship with their missiles of doom they had send out from the coast of Tabitha. I had been on my way to Miss Swineflute with the Mouse Of Virginity statue she had lost earlier that month. It had took me weeks to find out where it was and I had to battle the most horrific beasts, humans I believe they are called,"
"You are what you eat, you eat what you say, you say what you mean, you mean what you say: the life of the dog is the life of the dog."
"Grid DeLupo's life leaves little to be desired: her father is a constant drunken mess with a tendency to beat her mercilessly, her little brother taunts her profusely at home, her fellow pupils bully her endlessly at school, and her mother couldn't care less about her.
And then the inevitable happens: Grid's father kills someone. Not just anyone; he kills Grid's older brother, the innocent and kind Caspian, and kidnaps his only daughter, before heading off on a shooting spree.
Shaken and parti"
"When his dog scars his life, Zach struggles to forgive it. But when he finally finds the love between his pet, can he stop his parents from sending his best friend away?"
"Had this dream a long time ago. It pretty much reads like a story other than the commentary about how messed up it was, and I'm pretty sure it was inspired by Silent Hill. And eating before bed. Uh huh."
"Hungover at 4 in the morning, I reaaallllly wanted a hotdog."
"This was written over a week one summer, often during periods of high fatigue and late night delirium. The author accepts all accusations of idiocy and hopes that at least someone enjoyed reading it as much as he did writing it..."
"I was half-asleep the other day and dreamt this. Its basically my insect phobia exaggerated and distilled into one delicious nightmare soup. Parts of it are fresh from the unconscious, and other bits were tweaked to be more disturbing than they actually were."
"Rebecca Sawyer awakes from a night of partying to find that every human being she's ever known has gone missing."
"Timmy the Norwich Terrier needs to find his owner in this delightful childrens adventure"
"This started after a creative writing exercise, in which I was given a prompt and had to write something from it. I have some ideas on how to carry it on, but I probably won't end up finishing it for ages, so please comment and let me know what you think :)"
"The show to see which dog can stand 40 challenges and win battle of the breeds"
