Doomed to Be Comedymature

"This is a comedy. Some would say it is 'doomed' to be a comedy. But things could change. There is a far-fetched plot device in the future that could change that. But right now, poor Marty is doomed to be comical. Go ahead. Laugh. He'll love you for it.
But stop reading this for hints and get cracking on the real text. Because otherwise, you'll get left behind. I am going to be writing 50,000 words this November alone. That's my challenge. Your challenge is to READ 50,000 words in a month."