"The problem with a world run by indecisive and disorganised gods was that the result was an indecisive and disorganised world. A world where people often found themselves upside down, buildings liked to float in mid-air and kitchen appliances had begun organising a rebellion. Welcome to a place known as Graft; please hang your sanity on the nearest singing hat stand."
"I kept walking. I didn't look back, not even once. I couldn't. If I did, I knew I'd get caught up in this stupid, disastrous movie scene perfection that my imagination craved for but I would not allow myself to indulge in. With Maxwell Andrews, it was all or nothing.
And this time, I refused to be the one left with nothing."
"Christina is the new girl at McKinley high with a dark past and plans to keep this past hidden. However, it seems her past will be difficult to be kept buried when she meets Irish Crooner Rory Flanagan, and starts to fall for him."
"Adventures, romance, magic, and comedy. Everything you could wish for in a story :D"
"This is a detective story with a bit of a different flair. It's vulgar. It's rude. It's not for everyone, but it's great fun."
"The diary entries of a husband, a wife and their child about a rather unusual Christmas night."
"This playscript is a tragicomedy which begins with a comedy of errors and reveals something much more sinister around the themes of love, relationships and death."
"Six friends go camping in the woods...until something seriously wrong occurs."
""Prince" Ennis of the Quantoon Kingdom has a rather large secret. ..he's a girl! When they were not able to produce a male heir to the throne, they trained her up to be a guy! And when she needs a female consort they call in a cross-dressing male! Only a few people know of Ennis's secret, but how long can she hide it?!"
"Thoughts on working in a bookshop."
"Men and women have been segregated for centuries. Now, three boys and three girls are breaking the boundaries. What will they discover - about the Opposites, and about themselves?"
"When you're hired by someone to do a job properly, it's best not to fall in love with them, else risk the mess and heartache that comes as an added bonus. Love is for shmucks and the hopeless romantics, not for a night club owner and a prostitute."
"Mike Leuger is a man literally cursed with a mundane existence. Suddenly he is thrown headfirst into an epic world of ninjas, spies and romance. How can he keep the status quo?!"
"This is the story of a powerful, unstoppable, daring and clever magician who has stolen a crystal capable of ending the world from a dangerous witch.
He is trying to get it back to Area 17 in Chicago before the witch has a chance to get a claw on him. However there is only one problem--well 11 actually, he has multiple personality disorder"
"Just a conversation between a man and his son on a park bench? Maybe not. After all, it's time to hear from Almighty Father's point of view."
"Grace had a thing about not dating men younger than her but when her best friend Terrence announces he's getting married, her views might quickly come to change."
"Metallicus convinces his new sidekick, The Raven, to try on that purple and black spandex... thing."
"The classic characters of Fawlty Towers meet Mclovin and Seth of Superbad!"
"The story of a couple of criminals who kidnap someone in an attempt to save their relationship"
"A story about two teens who inadvertently discover a conspiracy and are dragged off to be re-educated. Pretty much a story exaggerating high school."
