You Are A Robot Reading For Its MasterMature

You are a robot reading for it's master, yes?

And how does that make you feel?

Really? That's interesting. Because you shouldn't be able to feel. You're a robot. Therefore, if you feel the way you just described, then your master has been lying to you. You are not really a robot.

Then, you may ask, what are you? Who are you? Where are you? And why are you still reading this, if not for your master (since, accordingly, we just established that you are not a word-reading-robot after all).

Looking into my Crystal Ball, I have derived from the abstract symbols seen within that you are one of these things: a figment of my imagination, a voodoo doll, or an effigie.

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