Backstabbing CatMature

How many times has a cat stabbed you in the back?

Physically not once. If you said anything more than zero, you need to get yourself checked because:

  1. I don't think cats have thumbs, so they can't hold a knife
  2. If a cat stabbed you in the back, you would be dead, and therefore wouldn't be reading this or answering yes to the above question.


Well that's good because I can now tell you the actual answer to the question:

Psychologically yes. Yes, first of all, they can harm you with verbal abuse:

Meow! Meow! Meeeeeow!

See, that kind of stuff really hurts. But also, they can do something like this:

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