... you get annoyed if the internet is broken because you can't update your story
... you regularly go on about 'collaborative stories'
... you spend more than 2 hours on a computer each day, and you're not on facebook or playing games.
... you refer to people by their usernames, not first names
... you talk about having 'fans of your work'
... you've posted more than 40 pages this week
... you've posted more than 10 comments today
... you find yourself doing homework the day it's set (!!!) just so you can go on Protag without feeling guilty.