You know you have super strength when...
-You always win tether ball on your first hit.
-You can't find any weights in the weight room at school heavy enough.
-When someone says you're as strong as an ox you take it as an insult.
-Dropping something under your couch isn't a problem, it's an oppertunity.
-Proffesional weight lifters are amateurs compared to you.
-Your parents had a hard time hidding the cookie jar.
-You've never needed to call a tow truck.
-You always get free beer because you bet the burly bar tender that he can't beat you in an arm wrestle.
- the bus driver wears clean underwear incase he hits you...