You know you have super strength when....

You know you have super strength when...

-You always win tether ball on your first hit.

-You can't find any weights in the weight room at school heavy enough.

-When someone says you're as strong as an ox you take it as an insult.

-Dropping something under your couch isn't a problem, it's an oppertunity.

-Proffesional weight lifters are amateurs compared to you.

-Your parents had a hard time hidding the cookie jar.

-You've never needed to call a tow truck.

-You always get free beer because you bet the burly bar tender that he can't beat you in an arm wrestle.

- the bus driver wears clean underwear incase he hits you...

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