1. Everything he does irritates you.
2. You comment on everything he does.
3. When you glance at him, even if it's just for a second, you always notice he's looking at someone else ... with a bright red face as if he's just looked away from you.
4. Every song about love seems to get you agitated.
5. You begin to appear arrogant.
6. When you argue, even if you beat him or he beats you, you always have that 'I-hate-your-guts' smile on.
7. You've got that smile on right now.
8. When he calls you a name that really got to you, you try not to cry. If you do cry, you just get even angrier.
9. When someone brings him up, you scowl.
10. "Uh! You just HATE him!" But your friends say otherwise.
After all, the course of true love never did run smooth.