You know you're an Actor when...

  1. You spend more time looking at yourself in the mirror than actually learning your lines.
  2. You realize that actually, you are completely barmy, because you're staring at yourself in the mirror, pulling some of the stupidest faces known to mankind.
  3. You feel the need to tell the director that you can't possibly be seen doing that silly stage direction, because your character simply wouldn't do it... after all, you're a method actor.
  4. You continually watch films thinking that you could easily out perform any of the ridiculous "actors" they have commissioned. Especially when it is Keanu Reeves.
  5. You throw lovey strops.
  6. You meet people with at the very least of two kisses, and the exclamation of "mwah, mwah" excentuating said kisses.
  7. You complain about every costume you are ever given.
  8. You have spoken about every known member of the performance behind their back.... twice.
  9. You complain about the lack of audience feedback.
  10. You are surrounded by mostly females and gay men. 
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