You know you're a cat lady when...

Something quick and random.

You know you're a cat lady when...

*NOTE: At least three (3) of these facts must apply in order for this title to be used.

  1. You can no longer name all your cats, and have begun referring to them all using various names chiefly derived from your recent ex-boyfriends' (or husbands').
  2. When your cat decides to chuck, it becomes an event for the whole household. "Poor Jackie! Let it all out!"
  3. You've become accustomed to the smell of urine on the furniture.
  4. You are 100% anti-purebreds.
  5. You sit in the parking lot of Target leaving out cat food and waiting for starving stragglers.
  6. You let your cat eat off your plate, drink from your cup, etc.
  7. "Stains? I thought that was how my carpet looked."
  8. You have thought about getting rid of some of them just to lighten the load, but didn't feel yourself strong enough emotionally to do it.
  9. You stop believing that cats aren't, in fact, human. (Or, vice versa, that they are not mere animals.)
  10. You had to check everything off this list just to be sure.
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