If I could be the one. Be it Prime Minister, President or Civil Servant I would make the world turn that frown upside down
I would give guns to ducks, rabbits and foxes then declare it huntsmen season all year long.
I would make bus drivers take lessons on being happy and sociable before they can be hired
I would send our best men to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
I would open hotels for pigeons and seagulls to stop them bugging people at Greggs and the beach
And lastly I would enforce my most important rule...
If I could be the one. Be it Prime Minister, President or Civil Servant I would ban Jedward from ever appearing on television again bringing the much wanted goal of peace and harmony to the world