If I could be the one

If I could be the one. Be it Prime Minister, President or Civil Servant I would make the world turn that frown upside down

I would give guns to ducks, rabbits and foxes then declare it huntsmen season all year long.

I would make bus drivers take lessons on being happy and sociable before they can be hired

I would send our best men to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

I would open hotels for pigeons and seagulls to stop them bugging people at Greggs and the beach

And lastly I would enforce my most important rule...

If I could be the one. Be it Prime Minister, President or Civil Servant I would ban Jedward from ever appearing on television again bringing the much wanted goal of peace and harmony to the world

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