Cheesy Relationships: Wendy's secret

"You think that I'm a princess, a pretty little cheese

But actually I'm the opposite, I'm rife with trouble and sleaze

That's why I'm with Charlie, a dangerous Cheddar indeed

His rugid looks drew me in so I popped the question over some weed

You think that I'm loyal, that I'll stay true to him all the way

But I can't have just one man, I'll cheat on him next Tuesday

For in fact there is another, his crimes just call my name

He's bad to the bone, angry too and cheese unable to tame

This cheese that gets me so cheesy, is one extraordinary fella

His crimes include stalking, that's right its...

MARTIN THE MOZZERELLA

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