There are a multitude of reasons why they won't let me be President, so here's the complete list:
- I'd stop all this "World Peace" garbage and start trying to solve issues more practically with armistice's and other agreements rather than the everone-drop-your-weapons-and-hug approach.
- I have serious issues with the way some people earn loads of money and some earn none. I'd even the score a little. Say goodbye to you million-pound salaries all you WAGs...
- I'd put harsher laws down about racism, sexism and other things like that. They'd get a lot worse than a fine if I was in charge.
- Death Penalty = Unnecessary and stupid. Out with that too.
Oh, and possibly because I'm hell-bent on World Domination....
So, why won't they let you be President?