"Such a waste" remarked Titanium Terminator.

"Never! anyone who mixes with anything from the pyro dehydrogenase complex ain't worth a thought" said Strontium Deathmaster - the most unstable of the unstable chemicals.

"We do what we must" the electrons it had just ripped from fluoropyruvate wrapping round it's warpped shell.

Potassium pomegranate looked sadly at a single electron spinning round its shell.

"Blair?"

"Yes?"

"You can't write an entire murder mystery story except all you've done is replace the characters names with chemicals it won't make sense; it'll be boring and cliched"

"So?"

"Just don't do it - try to come up with something original and interesting"

"Ok"

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