Why does my son hate me?
Father:
Back in the day,
When I used to play
With all my toys
With the other boys
I'd go to scouts every day
In the middle of the field
We would lay
Then I met your mother Faye
Son:
Excuse me father
If I may
Could we save this for another day?
I'd rather talk about footie and stuff
So please father that's enough
Father:
I'm old
And you hate me
Why is that so?
You hating me is such bad timing
Son:
That's because you're always rhyming
Father:
Oh, I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!
Son:
Don't say that
It's not cool
Oh gosh dad
You're worse than school
And your poems make me drool
Father:
OK Son
Fair enough
Being modern ain't that tough
Son:
Oh yeah?
Father:
Oh yes!
I mean 'yeah'!
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