When the meteors come krashin down on Earth, I'm gonna blitz him with my meteoruligist thrash gun. This will happen in 2012, the day the Myan calender says all life will be eckstincted like the Dinosaurs were because of Jon F Kennedee who was a famous president of America,
I think I'd like to a mettalurgist because then everyone would hail me as their new saviour and I'll be all high mighty like my Mum.
Lewis, you can't have your Father write your essays anymore. Please tell him there's nothing funny about this.