"Oh I'm sorry sir, I must have misread your intentions. I understand now that you do not wish to purchase this item".
You sit down in relief.
"Going, going, SOLD!" The man exclaims, pointing to a guy sitting behind you. You turn around to look the winner of the auction in the eye. You note his face, something familiar about it.
WAIT, not just familiar. The guy is your EXACT DOUBLE!
Oh no, wait. No... No... It's just a mirror.
The guy who won the auction is some Mexican guy you've never seen before.