"I'll take the cabalero in the pajamas!", says the mexican man with the thick moustache
"We'll start the bidding at thirty two dollars", says the auctioneer, holding his hand to his stomache as if he has heartburn.
"What?", you exclaim, and stare ape faced in horror as the crowd begins bidding on what appears to be you!
The bidding escalates and you try to pipe up amidst the furor but your voice is lost in the crowd. After a whirlwind of frenzied activity, the auctioneer bangs his gavel and presents you to the mexican bidder for the princely sum of sixty four dollars and one rubber dinghy.
"I can't be sold!", you blurt out, "I have to be back at work on Tuesday!"
"Pleased to meet you hombre. My name is Javier", says your new Mexican owner.
"What?", you sputter.
"Come on now, follow me, senor. We have houses to clean and mouths to feed. Endelez!"
You grab the wheel of poultry and run like a madman
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