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"Wheeeeel ooooof pooouuultry!"

... yells Bob Barker. "You've won a trip to Idaho!"

Waking from your daydream, you look around the open-air courtyard you're sitting in. Mexico is a wonderful place. So many deals to be had... And here you are, sitting in an auction house at the height of summer, sleeping. The auctioneer at the front of the room waves at you. "You sir, $250,000 for the large wheel of poultry!"

"Wait," you think to yourself. "Did I just bid a quarter of a million dollars on a giant Mexican feathery wheel?"

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