Keep your comfy chicken slippers on and let the feathers guide you

You feel a slight tingling sensation as you slip on the feathery footwear. As you turn around in your Elvis outfit, along with mismatched slippers, you notice a blue glow start to emanate from your feet.

The world around you starts to shimmer and change; your mother's startled gaze suddenly morphs into the features of a large, upright goat. In fact, a goat's head on a large, muscular man's body.

As your sight starts to stabilize, you are uncharacteristically unphazed by the anthropomorphic being standing directly in front of you.

"Hey there, buddy," exclaims the goat-man. "Got the time?"

Your answer?

The End

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