You feel a slight tingling sensation as you slip on the feathery footwear. As you turn around in your Elvis outfit, along with mismatched slippers, you notice a blue glow start to emanate from your feet.

The world around you starts to shimmer and change; your mother's startled gaze suddenly morphs into the features of a large, upright goat. In fact, a goat's head on a large, muscular man's body.

As your sight starts to stabilize, you are uncharacteristically unphazed by the anthropomorphic being standing directly in front of you.

"Hey there, buddy," exclaims the goat-man. "Got the time?"

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This, along with "Wheeeeel ooooof pooouuultry!" and "You wake up with a throbbing headache", was one of the three (!) stories I had on my original CYOA site back in 1999. It's here for nostalgia's sake, but it turned out pretty funny the first time around, so why not give it another go? :) (Note: The root branch was written before our 140-character minimum came in. Just so you know. :)

updated Sep 9 '08 by nickb